what the fuck is wrong with ubertwitter?

My universe almost collapsed trying to think about where I should post my frustration with the fact that I can't post a post on twitter. My first thought was twitter. Yikes. Here are some of the things I needed to tweet yesterday that I couldn't:

I got superbowl 38 halftime showed by a 2 year old on the street. Whoops I guess Ill start wearing a bra. (yeah right)

A bought lemonade (real deal lemonade) from an 8 year old selling it to raise money....wait for it...FOR THE WAR. Apparently its 1941.

There's something wrong with my ubertwitter.

No really. This isn't funny. What's going on with the twitterverse?

Xxs