$35 CUPPACOFFEE!!

so alan ruck lives in my neighborhood. i know! so good. anyways. i see him ALL the time. mostly at connecticut muffin around 7:15 am. when i'm looking my absolute best. pff.

today i was a bit late but i happened to catch him as he was walking over to his car. of course i was gawking. well as fate would have it a meter maid nailed alan with a parking ticket while he was in the ct. sidenote: the police in my neighborhood are SAVAGES.

anyways, if i wasn't in love with him before, i am now: he proceeds to rip the parking ticket off the windshield, wave it at the meter maid (who was still parked right next to him), and say "THANKS FOR THE $35 CUPPACOFFEE!!"

man, i think he must have someone writing his life. no one is that on point at 7 am and in a heated rage. ah, to be rich and famous.