btw

i'm now safe and sound, residing in kaitlin's amazing parisian treehouse.

bridge the gap

last day on the job

and look how i frown. apologies to all those out there that are either loyal fans or newly recruited bumble bees: i imagine this blog hasn't been at all interesting for anyone but myself for the last 2 weeks.

also i have a sty. gross, italy. wash your face.

how's it?

well, thank you.

kiss.

you can love me baby but you cant walk out

inspiration for a less than fruitful fit

thanks go primarily to denise for crawling her way through the internet at a much better pace than i. kisses to you, kitten.

you're slowly dying and there's nothing that can be done

my capcha today

was ACID. no jokes. e-mazs-ingk.

i hate it when pretty people area waste.

now, ugly people? eh who cares...*








*not L-A-H-I-R-U

italy is making me sweet

its also making me the healthiest iìve ever been while being so unhealthy. i'm smoking at least 20 cigarettes a day, drinking 25 coffees, and sleeping maybe 4 hours a night, if that.

ahh how does it work?

who cares. don't ask, don't tell.


p.s. in terms of dressing wise, i literally look like corey every day.



p.p.s. i think that this corey will maybe think that is weird that i referenced him seeing as we're basically only amigos on them internets.

'so like...what are you doing, seeing, eating, wearing, any of that...no all of that. yes all of that. what is all of that?'

incomprehensible. completely and utterly incomprehensible that sentence (is what i would say if i thought that).

anyways, thanks for asking and especially (you know who you are) asking in that way.

so doing? what am i doing?

right now i'm doing so many things. i'm not exactly sure how much i can say because then nothing would be a surprise but here's a cryptic summary:











really this tells you nothing at all, but i think it's better that way.


what am i seeing? well, the alps are a stones throw away. so i see those.

fabrica looks like this:

whoa?


this is not something i've seen happen, but i bet it would. people are quite carefree here. shoes? wet feet? PAH!


this is the hallway that leads to the famed (famed to me) coffee machine. there are EIGHTEEN different options. incredible.


this is where i go to drink said coffee.


it took me a second but i think this is where i walk in everyday.

also i sit in a place called the church. its adorable. but very messy.

what else am i seeing....well last night i watched lost on the giant theater screen. that was amazing. as if that weren't good enough i also watched a good ol' fashioned witch burnin'! video to follow.*


what am i eating? pizza. twice! also some weird apple/pear hybrid. papple? aear?

gross no stop that.

i'm wearing the same thing i always wear but just the best things i wear. i told myself about 7 times while packing: you're going on a job interview for 2 straight weeks. best to look as such. i've yet to wear all of the eight shoes i brought. but i will. i'll be damned if i'm going to have lugged a second bag here solely devoted to shoes, cursing it the entire way only to let them sit in my room.

interesting sidenote: i've been told numerous times that i don't look like an american. is that good? i dont think i want that to mean something good. look at michelle obama.



simultaneously the embodiment of america AND fresh air.

so then what do i look like? so far i've only had one concrete response: a french girl.



oh cute! thanks!


so there's 'all that'. i hope that was something worth reading.

xx

p.s. chiara, are you reading this???? they say C'MON so much!! C'MON! i die every time.

i am here and working.

but what am i DOING?




same thing as usual. but here it is more because i am at a complete loss as what else there is to do...rather than pure procrastination.

all aboard!

leaving on a night plane

i just wanted to say that i've been slowly preparing all weekend. i will miss my friends and loved ones so very much.

i always feel so sad but so excited before going on trips. like reepicheep.




like a total nerd.