this morning

i was watching 'crossroads' on youtube and realized i've NEVER been able to tell anyone which bone was which.

'wiki that.'



he sort of looks like he will cut off your arm and eat it while you watch. am i right?





so i wiki'd and found out there was a fifth one. i mean, i know his face but i always just thought he was some guy the rest of them put on.


but no. apparently he has a rap name and everything. 'wish bone'. google image search confirmed my supposition that that was primarily a salad dressing.

i think mostly the reason he didn't stick was because he was not absurdly, unbelievably attractive like the rest of them.

anyways what's with the braids/pig tail derivatives? at one point they were all bouncing around on screen, with their braids and i blurred my eyes a little bit and it just looked like a bunch of little girls (except of course for 'layzie bone' and 'bizzy bone' who were keeping it very loose with their afros. so hot guys, so hot. and im also a little jealous.) were singing to me about death and how life is such a fleeting, cruel layover.

not as cool as it sounds.