10) ARE YOU EVER NOT SMIRKING??
9) apparently not. UGH. what a schmuck.
8) can you just get over it already? everyone always wonders why he doesn't just marry julia roberts...it's probably because they're the same person. yuck. i can only imagine what they're conversations are like: "GEORGE REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT THING!?! THAT THING THAT WAS HILAAAAAAARIOUS!??!!" "YEAH BUT JULIA - HELP ME ZIP UP MY DRESS!!! REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT REALLY HILARIOUS THING!?!? THAT TIME!?!?" shoot me.
7) do you even like being famous? like...i mean, really? anyone can enjoy the yacht trips around lake cuomo with cindy crawford and fabio. but when it really comes down to it and some 15 year old girl from salt lake city with braces comes running at you drooling with camera phone at the ready screaming "OMG DOCTOR RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" are you really still feeling it? maybe not really? you failed.
6) you and you're girlfriend with the motorcycle thing? who cares? did you need to go out THE NEXT NIGHT? was it to make sure everyone knew you totally wiped out on your chopper? who do you think you are, charlie sheen?
5) you are not charlie sheen.
4) also. sarah larson? way to go. i bet she picks her teeth at the table, too.
3) look at how cute my dog is. could you die? COULD YOU JUST DIE FROM THAT FACE?!?
2) wow george. you hang out with men? when did that start?
1) OMG YOU DIDN'T DISCOVER LAKE CUOMO. ENOUGH!
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i laughed so hard.
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