hot hot heat

i was watching pbs the other day (for the record i was trying to watch a video and pbs is the station i have to turn my tv to to use the vcr...so i wasn't really watching pbs...) and there was a documentary called swim about the 16th and 17th americans to swim the straight of gibralter. aside from the fact that they were emotionally and spiritually appealing because they did this in an effort to raise funds for wounded vets of the iraq war, they were also SWIMMERS. and we all know swimmers are hot.*

so for the 4.6 seconds after the movie was over (and after i had wiped the tears of joy from my eyes) i decided to google one of the guys to see if i could poss gettontappatheeat.

this is what came up first. and second . and third...

wtf? you have an entire documentary about you and you can't get face time on google? forget it.

* not all swimmers are hot...or even remotely interesting.

also, upon further scrutiny, this man may not be as ideal as i first thought outside of the context of charity and wetness.